Just a Cyworld Entry Away!
CHAPTER 0NE;
Author: fei_away
Pairing: Yoonjae (duh!)
Length: Chaptered
Rating: PG-13 ; language, suggestive themes
Genre: CRACKLIKEWHOA - Romance & Comedy & Drama
Summary:
Meet Kim Jaejoong’s four awesome best friends: the perverted dorm mate Yoochun, the super-smart-apple-pie-loving Changmin, the wimpy-but-still-awesome-soccer-fanatic Junsu, and last but not least, the ever-popular Jung Yunho (aka the love of his life). Too bad he doesn’t realize it, until Yunho’s been snagged by one Bae Seulgi. It’s a full out war between the Rising Gods (Jaejoong, Yoochun, Changmin, and Junsu) and the Fabulous Four (Seulgi, BoA, Chaeyeon and Ahyoomi) at
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Friday April 27th:
ENG104
– 1,500 world essay on To Kill a Mockingbird (Due on Tuesday)
LAW151
- Prep for debate on Monday
BIO103
– Contact Seulgi about Animal Cell project (Due next Friday)
- Seulgi’s Number: 789-2345
- Seulgi’s Email: princess.seulgi@im.kr.com
FOODS204
– Savoury and Sweet Phyllo Recipe Search due Monday
TO DO LIST
– Kindly remind (note: do not spazz) Yoochun (again) to stop throwing his dirty underwear on my bed
- Do the laundry
- Do Yoochun’s stupid laundry
- Become famous
- Marry super sexy gasoo; Hyori Lee
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iM Message History
Date: April 27th
Time:
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HER0*; Dude.
MiCKYM0USE; Hey sexy! ^o^
HER0*; ...well that wasn't gay.
MiCKYM0USE; Now Jae, don’t be that way, okay?
MiCKYM0USE; HAHA. That entire sentence rhymed. Damn I’m talented.
HER0*; Stop throwing your stupid underwear on my bed.
MiCKYM0USE; Stop IM-ing me. The Food’s teacher is going to get pissed at us. We’re supposed to be working on that recipe search, remember?
HER0*; I’ve been pestering you about this issue for like an entire week! I thought you’d get the hint by now!
MiCKYM0USE; Okay, okay, I’ll remove my sexy undergarments from your sleeping quarters.
HER0*; You better.
HER0*; Otherwise by the time I get through with you, you’ll never need any undergarments ever again.
MiCKYM0USE; Sounds sexy. How about tonight? Where do you want it this time? Kitchen counter? Washroom sink?
HER0*; Fuck you.
MiCKYM0USE; Now Jaejoong, both you and I know that is inappropriate language to use on school premises.
HER0*; Bite me, tiger.
MiCKYM0USE; Rawr. ;D
HER0*; Right then. Your immaturity aside, I’m so damn bored. I’m already done that stupid puff pastry recipe search. Oh by the way, who’s your partner for the Animal Cell project?
MiCKYM0USE; Um.
MiCKYM0USE; The really popular guy, Jiyong.
HER0*; Damn. Sucks to be you. I heard he’s an asshole.
MiCKYM0USE; He’s alright. I’ve played basketball with him a few times with Yunho. He’s not as bad as people make him to be. Who’d you get?
HER0*; Funny thing is, I got paired up with the really popular girl, Seulgi.
MiCKYM0USE; Oh, fuck you. She’s so fucking hot.
HER0*; You know whose hotter?
MiCKYM0USE; Do I even need to guess?
HER0*;
MiCKYM0USE;
HER0*; …
HER0*; It’s me!
MiCKYM0USE; No, it’s me.
HER0*; Me!
MiCKYM0USE; Me!
HER0*; ME!!!
MiCKYM0USE; ME!!!
U-DON’T-KNOW is now online.
U-DON’T-KNOW; Whatever is going on here, you don’t need to be shouting out loud in real life.
HER0*; Hey Yunho.
MiCKYM0USE; Hey sexy! ^o^
HER0*; Stop saying that gaytard.
MiCKYM0USE; No.
HER0*; Yes.
MiCKYM0USE; NO!
HER0*; YES!
MiCKYM0USE; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HER0*; YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
U-DON’T-KNOW; How about you both SHUT THE FUCK UP? The iM bar keeps flashing and it’s pissing me off.
U-DON’T-KNOW; Oh shit! The foods teacher is coming!
U-DON’T-KNOW is now offline.
HER0* is now offline.
MiCKYM0USE is now offline.
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Date/Time Sent:
To: Bae, Seulgi <princess.seulgi@im.kr.com>
From: Kim, Jaejoong <boojae.kim@im.kr.com>
Subject: Science Project ^_^
Hey Seulgi!
I was wondering when you would be free to go to the library so we can start our research for the Animal Cell project for Bio? Unless you don’t mind dropping by my place tomorrow or something instead.
I live on the third floor (Unit# 312) of the Mayflower Apartment building on
I must warn you in advance, although it is a bit messy (due to Yoochun’s “cleanliness,” oh who am I kidding? He’s the messiest person ever), but we’ve got lots of great food to eat here! Unless you don’t like chips and whatnot, but chocolate is good right? We’ve got lots of chocolate, oh and Lucky Charms cereal, because Yoochun loves his goddamned Lucky Charms.
Thanks a lot!
Kim Jaejoong.
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Hi you’ve reached the Chunjae and sometimes Yunho family! --Hey stop that Jae! It’s my turn to record the message thingy! And no I have not seen your black skull beanie. *Clears throat* We are currently unavailable at the moment because either a) Jae ate all my lucky charms again and I am now chasing him around the apartment, threatening to kill him or b) We are currently out scoring the ladies. So please leave a message after the beep and we will get back to you as soon as possible.
*BEEP*
Hey *giggles* Chunjaeho family! This is Seulgi. Hey, I’d just like to say, yeah tomorrow is fine for me Jae. I’ll be there at 3. Bring on the chocolate!
*CLICK*
Yo! This is Yunho. Did I leave my Bape hoodie at your house again? Because it’s not at mine. I need it because I got partnered up with Hyebin for Bio and she supposedly likes guys with ghetto style or whatever. By the way Yoochun, Junsu didn’t appreciate the running homosexually refrigerator message you left on his answering machine last night. He finally managed to ask Heebon out and you pretty much ruined it. Anyway, give me a call you guys and we can go drinking or something.
*CLICK*
Yoochun, if you don’t stop leaving those retarded messages on our answering machine, I will personally come over there and take your stupid box of Lucky Charms and shove it up your motherf-–NO CHANGMIN I WILL NOT CONTROL MYSELF. I WAS ABOUT TO FRIGGEN MAKEOUT WITH HER YESTERDAY OKAY? AND THEN THE STUPID FUCKTARD DECIDES TO CALL AND LEAVE THAT EMBARASSING MESSAGE! *muffled sounds* Hello? Hey, this is Changmin. Okay you have seriously got to stop leaving those messages otherwise Junsu hyung might burst a vein or something. Oh and uh…Jae…your brother’s back in town…yeah…*sounds of someone being attacked* PARK YOOCHUN YOU ARE DEAD YOU HEAR? I, KIM JUNSU, WILL KILL YOU. YOU SONUVA B-
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Hey Boojae! This is your dear brother Junki! I see your still living with Yoochun? Don’t tell me you guys are still living in that Mayflower dump. When I was in university, I lived by myself in a decent house. Surely Jaejoong you know you can afford better? Also, as a member of the highly respectable Kim family, I'm sure mother will be very amused that you are using such...vile words such as "scoring" in public. Anyway, I’m back in town, so call me or something. We have some things we must discuss over dinner or lunch or whenever you’re free. It’s important.
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Kim Jaejoong! This is your mother! How dare you use such uncouth words for a public message? Why can’t you be more like Junki? He’s such a well-respected man; he wouldn’t be caught using words like “scoring.” Please do remember that you are from the Kim family, a very prominent family in the world of Business! I always knew those no-good Parks were bad influence! You should stop interacting with their boy. I will kindly remind you that they are our company’s biggest competitor and should not be trusted. I demand you to stop living with him at once; otherwise I will inform your father of your inappropriate behavior. Also, you probably know that your brother is back in town. He has important business with you, so do not ignore his message and contact him as soon as possible.
*CLICK*
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Cyworld;
http://www.cyworld.com/chunsaxboojae
Post #1
Date Posted: April 27th,
Entry: Fuck. (Friends only)
Yoochun made me get a Cyworld. He said it would help in releasing my anger.
So here it goes.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. FUCKKKKKKKKKK.
FHSDHFYIUW93WRDHSAJDJSA;LDSANCSALKHCDKSA
Junki’s back. Shit, I am so screwed. He’s been mama’s boy since the day he came out of her friggen vagina. I don’t even know why he’s the favored one. I mean sure he’s had amazing grades all throughout highschool, but so have I! So what if my IQ is like .1 lower than his and so what if I’m taking Foods instead of Curing Aids 101? At least I have TRUE FRIENDS. His “friends” just use him for his fucking money. It’s probably because Junki is just really good at sucking up. Psh. I seriously don’t want to meet up with him. He probably just wants to meet up so he can tell me about how successful and awesome his life is and how boring and stupid mine is. Wow. Give the man the “brother of the year” prize. I hate him and I hope his family jewels shrivel up so he may never again get laid. Stupid playboy.
Regarding your BAPE hoodie Yunho, yes you did leave it at our house. It’s on top of MY BED along with YOOCHUN’S DIRTY UNDERWEAR. What is with you guys and my bed? And dude Hyebin? She already has a boyfriend Yunho! I mean, I like her and all (she’s a hilarious in that bitchy sort of way), but honestly, she’s so damn flirty. You might end up doing something you regret and then her crazy monster-arms boyfriend will be after you with his eight-pack. Anyway, yes, please, let’s go drinking really soon. I’ll need it after meeting up with Junki. Also, if Junki ever tries hitting on you again (I’m sure mom would be delighted to hear her precious oldest son might be gay!), just kick him in the balls. He deserves it.
Yoochun you are an asshole. Poor Junsu finally musters enough courage in his wimpy little body to ask Heebon out and YOU RUIN IT. Dude, you suck. And for the last time, stop throwing your goddamned underwear on my bed. Throw it on your own bed for goodness sakes. By the way, I am not going to move out. Although you are absolute chaos to live with, I like living with you regardless of what my mom says. Maybe one of these days when she goes in for another botox appointment the doctors can possibly remove the stick from her ass as well.
I sincerely hope Seulgi will work hard on our Science project. I mean, sure she looks like the type who works hard, but you never know these days. I must maintain my beautiful 97% in my classes so I won’t be beaten by Junki. God, I hate him so much. And my mom, she only cares about the reputation she gives off to her Seoul Tea Society “friends.” God, I hate them both so damn much. I’m so glad Yoochun and I are living together, away from our hectic “high-status” homes. Seriously, we could care less about what dinner parties we’d be attending on Friday evenings.
Anyway, got to get lots of rest for tomorrow. Yoochun, Yunho and I are probably going to do something spontaneously stupid in the morning.
--Boojae.
COMMENTS (13):
Mickyissofine; Hey, at least I'm a hot asshole. Okay, so I left my undies on your bed again, what’s the big deal? Is the sun going to rise tomorrow? Yes. Will the world continue to spin? Yes. Oh and don’t worry, I hate your brother too. He’s the real asshole here, not me. Remember that time last year when he got all pissed off and threw the lobster bisque onto my suit when I stood up for you at that really expensive dinner party? Haha, his face was priceless. His “friends” just stood there and gawked like dumbasses. BTW: My mom called too, she was all like “Stop living with that Kim boy” and I was all like, “No go away.” And then she asked me if I wanted to go shopping with her. O_O So the moral is: My mom > Your mom.
^ CHUNSAxBOOJAE; Rofl! I remember that. It was hilarious. God, just shows how great his friends are. Damnit, your mom is so nice. I love her. She’s so freakin' nice to me even though she not-so-secretly hates me.
YUNHO`SHO: Dude. I will seriously kick your brother’s ass if he ever tries touching my ass ever again. Thank God you have my hoodie! I thought I lost it. I was just kidding about the Hyebin thing. God, take a chill pill. Honestly though Yoochun, you are an asshole. Poor Junsu man. Anyway, if Junki ever gives you trouble just give me a call. I’ll kungfu his ass all the way back up your mom’s uterus.
^ CHUNSAxBOOJAE; Who the hell says “take a chill pill” lame-o? <3
^ Mickyissofine; How come I don’t get a “<3” T____T
^ CHUNSAxBOOJAE; Because you touch yourself at night.
^ CHUNSAxBOOJAE; YOU CALL THOSE MUSCLES? BTW: Thanks <3
^ Mickyissofine; DAMNIT I WANT A “<3”!!! See Junsu, you are a wimp. Just call her and get it over with, hell if you don’t, I will. >D
Choikang.Changmin; Hey Jae! About your brother, all I can say is, don’t stoop to his level. That guy is just plain sly. We all know you’re super smart at school and all, but if you ever need any help you know who to call. Take care and see you soon! BTW: Will you please bake me some apple pie? I’ve been craving it ever since I saw the apple pie commercial for MacDonald’s. Of course your apple sooooo beats theirs.
^ CHUNSAxBOOJAE; Thanks a lot Min. <3 Dude you’re the one whose all Mr. I-skipped-a-grade-and-is-getting-best-ma
Mickyissofine; That’s it. I’m giving myself a “<3”. Park Yoochun, you are so sexy. <3
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Phone Call Transcript:
CY: Chaeyeon SG: Seulgi
Date: April 28th
Time:
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SG: Are you sure the black flats match the jean skirt?
CY: Yes! For the last time, yes! You look great. Kind of like: “Yeah I’m into you, but only if you’re into me.”
SG: Good. But Jaejoong’s like, really pretty right? It’s kinda sad, but I think he might even be prettier than me!
CY: Stop worrying so much, it’s just a friggen Bio project.
SG: But still! Yoochun’s going to be there. He’s so hot.
CY: You’re sucha slut. You know BoA likes him.
SG: Yeah, but he doesn’t like her. I think he kind of likes me.
CY: You think everyone “kind of” likes you.
SG: Well, I can’t help it if I’m so desirable.
CY: Ew, you whore.
SG: I’m just kidding, jeez.
CY: Are you almost there?
SG: Not yet, I'm still in the cab. We’re passing some really nice expensive apartments right now. Jaejoong and Yoochun are like, the sons of some really big wealthy company or something.
CY: Jackpot!
SG: I know. So who’d you end up with for Bio?
CY: Urgh, Heebon.
SG: That girl with poofy hair?
CY: Yeah. She’s going out with Junsu or something. Lucky bitch.
SG: What the fuck? Are you serious? He’s too hot to be dating some ugly girl like her.
CY: Yeah well at least she’s smart. So I can slack off. Hey want to do lunch with the rest of the girls tomorrow?
SG: Sure. But I’m still pissed at BoA for accidentally spilling her coke onto new bag last Saturday.
CY: Get over it.
SG: Hey, some best friend you are.
CY: I know, I love you too.
SG: So how are things going between you and what’s that guy’s name? Jay?
CY: Great! He bought me the nicest pair of diamond earrings yesterday.
SG: Materialistic bitch.
CY: Shut up, you are too.
SG: Hey, I’m almost there! I’ll call you later.
CY: Alright. Give me all the details!
SG: Don’t worry, I will. Wish me luck!
CY: Good luck!
SG: Kisses, bye!
CY: Bye!
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ESSAY: THE ELEMENT SURPRISE.
Name: Park Yoochun
Date:
Student ID: PYC510
There are generally two forms of surprises: a good surprise and a bad surprise. In both “The Gift” and “The Game,” the element surprise plays a good role. However,
Holy crap man, Bae Seulgi is hot and all, but she is probably the one of stupidest people I have ever met. I’m sorry I sound kind of mean, but really, this just needs to be said: How the hell can someone think the Smooth ER is a TV show? Come on, even I know what it is, and I never pay attention in class! And why does she keep crossing and uncrossing her legs? By the way, she’s not even paying attention to what you’re saying; she’s too busy making eyes at Yunho.
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ESSAY: THE ELEMENT SURPRISE.
Name: Park Yoochun
Date:
Student ID: PYC510
There are generally two forms of surprises: a good surprise and a bad surprise. In both “The Gift” and “The Game,” the element surprise plays a good role. However,
Holy crap man, Bae Seulgi is hot and all, but she is probably the one of stupidest people I have ever met. I’m sorry I sound kind of mean, but really, this just needs to be said: How the hell can someone think the Smooth ER is a TV show? Come on, even I know what it is, and I never pay attention in class! And why does she keep crossing and uncrossing her legs? By the way, she’s not even paying attention to what you’re saying; she’s too busy making eyes at Yunho.
I actually thought you wanted me to edit your essay. Nice excuse though, “Hey guys sorry to interrupt, but Jae can you edit my essay?” I can’t believe you stopped our progression just to show me this. I know she seems kind of stupid…but you know, some girls dumb themselves down just to seem more attractive. It’s pathetic really. Now shut up, get back to your essay and leave us alone. We have to work hard if we want to get 100% on this project. We can talk shit about her later with Junsu and Changmin on iM or Cyworld or something. And make Yunho leave the room, it’s getting really annoying how he’s making eyes back at her.
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^ you've written something so great that i've been degraded to writing no more than one word sentences up there. lol.
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This is a very interesting style~! 8D (and I sooooo love the comments left by the others in the cyworld post!) XD!!!!
I can't wait for the next chapter!! XD!!
April 30 2007, 02:50:34 UTC 5 years ago
Thannks for the comment XDDD!!!
April 30 2007, 02:46:38 UTC 5 years ago
very very very entertaining..can't wait for more!!
April 30 2007, 02:51:06 UTC 5 years ago
It was very fun to write! XD
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Yoochun's gotta have what everyone else has you know? :D XD
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i love the way you write..
i had this stupid smile the whole time im reading ^^
update soooooonnn!!!!
lol i can sense some jaechun <333
and yoochun is <33333333!!!
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April 30 2007, 03:14:21 UTC 5 years ago
Oh lala~
Very original~ I like it. xDIt's nice how you type everything out, such as the conversation and e-mail stuff. x] Gorgeous<3
I really do like this fic~ Keep it up! ^^ I await the next update. >D
April 30 2007, 03:22:22 UTC 5 years ago
Re: Oh lala~
Thank you very much! XD!!! <3Anonymous
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Drama shall ensue next chapter >D!!!
April 30 2007, 03:49:17 UTC 5 years ago
you rock. can't wait to see more of this :D
April 30 2007, 04:19:21 UTC 5 years ago
OMG. I'm so happy that you commented! You are my favourite author on LJ! XDDD Seriously, it was after reading your fics on the keiryu com that I decided to join LJ!!!! XDDDD!!! <333 Thanks so much for commenting and reading!!! <3 I can't wait for the next update of Double Vision!!!
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Hehe. Hehehehe. Hheheheheheh!!! ._. I just love Yoochun in here. XD Throwing his "sexy undergarments" on Jae's bed, leaving homosexually refrigerator messages - he's just a walking pile of ways to harrass people. XD!
Is it bad how I already don't like the girls in here? :x
Ahh, I want to comment on so much more, but I'm afraid it'll get too long. Hehehe. ^^ I can't wait for the next chapter! And this is random, but I think what drew me to your fic was the mention of "Cyworld," because I ♥ Cyworld. :D Now that I think about it, you sound like one of my friends at Cyworld. Might you be that person? =o I checked out your Cyworld, and I see that you know Caffine, so I'm thinking that you.. are.. that person. o_o;
April 30 2007, 04:26:04 UTC 5 years ago
Yoochun is an annoying silly boy at heart. :P As for the girls, I actually don't like any of them ;D (that's why I used them >D) except for Heebon and Hyebin. Heh. XD
Long comments are love! <3 I love Cyworld too XDD Oh yes! I'm friends with Caffine! ^o^ I have US Cyworld and the Korean one, but I am currently friendless on the Korean one ;___; Maybe we're friends on the US one? This is my US cyworld link; http://us.cyworld.com/pumpkeen_purinsu
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I enjoyed it through every sentence! xD !
I hope you update soon! :D !!
I'm stalking. :D !!
April 30 2007, 04:31:47 UTC 5 years ago
* feels warm and fuzzy inside *
Please, do stalk! <3 XDD!!!
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April 30 2007, 04:34:12 UTC 5 years ago
You had me laughing my arse off throughout.
I enjoyed the style very much.
<3
April 30 2007, 04:47:29 UTC 5 years ago
Glad you liked the style! I was playing around with my style and was a kinda worried it wasn't descriptive enough XD (greatly inspired by Meg Cabot's book, "Boy Meets Girl.")
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April 30 2007, 04:42:20 UTC 5 years ago
And Yoochun is full-on crack. ZOMG GOTTA LOVE MICKYMOUSE here!! Awwww *gives him <3*
More and more. I love fic. I love how to write the convo it's so funny.
U-DON’T-KNOW really made giggle XDDDDD
Ahhh you made my day! This fic is really refreshing!!! More XD
April 30 2007, 04:52:02 UTC 5 years ago
Yoochun is so much ♥! XDD!!! He's sucha silly boy :P! <3
I'm glad you enjoyed it! <333
April 30 2007, 04:52:32 UTC 5 years ago
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The only thing that makes me sad is BSG and CY coz I like both girls, and they sound so superficial. And they made fun of HeeBon. ^_^;
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can't wait to see how you'll develop it! ^_^
April 30 2007, 05:16:23 UTC 5 years ago
(I love your icon btw) <3
Why use normal journals when we have Cyworld ;D XDD
Thanks so much for reading and commenting! <3
April 30 2007, 05:26:52 UTC 5 years ago
Poor Junki for being stuck with the brownnosing stuck up snooty brother role, but haha, it'll be interesting, that's for sure.
Much <3 for you, unlike Chun. ;D IMA STLKING U. *lurks behind a potplant*
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